Arthur Fowler is pushed to the limit in trying to cover his tracks about his affair with Christine Hewitt. He is on the phone to her when Pauline Fowler comes in and he has to pretend he is talking to a gardening associate. Rachel Kominski has been offered a job in Leeds and says she is moving away tomorrow. Clyde Tavernier quits his job at The Queen Victoria. Jack Woodman smashes his head against a brick wall to injure himself so he can gain sympathy from Michelle Fowler. He says he was jumped on as he got off the bus.