|BBC transmission date||28th February 2014|
|Executive Producer||Dominic Treadwell-Collins|
|Previous episode||27th February 2014|
|Next episode||3rd March 2014|
With Cindy unconscious on the kitchen floor, Liam panics. Ian makes Sonia wear a Scarlett’s jumper to ferry his hors d’oeuvres to the Vic. Liam pleads for help from Tosh and Tina. Tosh deduces that Cindy’s drunk when she throws up. Terrified of Ian’s reaction, Liam bolts. Tina insists on staying with Cindy. Unimpressed, Tosh storms off - she’s plenty of other ‘friends’ in Soho. Sonia walks out of the Vic when Ian complains she’s no competition for Linda’s feminine wiles. Sonia spots Tina on the Square with a drunk Cindy. On learning she’s pregnant, Sonia accompanies them to hospital where Cindy’s put on a drip. Tina and Sonia discuss motherhood. Tina admits she had Zsa-Zsa when she was Cindy’s age and once left her on the tube. Sonia reveals she didn’t know she was pregnant and Rebecca was adopted. In the Vic, Ian tells Denise Gina is moving to Portugal with her mum and wants to take Cindy. In hospital, Cindy panics on waking alone in a cubicle and tries to rip out her IV. Tina hugs her as she sobs. Tina and Sonia take Cindy home, Cindy forbids them from telling Ian she’s pregnant - he’s sending her to Portugal. Tina heads off to see Tosh in Soho and Sonia takes Cindy inside, where Ian rails at her for the mess she left - the plane to Portugal can’t leave soon enough. Cindy storms upstairs. Angry, Sonia blurts Cindy’s been in hospital with alcohol poisoning and is pregnant.
During Linda’s Pound a Pint council consultation, Linda and Ian squabble as they fawn over the man from the council. Ian complains Lady Di keeps licking his shoes. While they bicker, Peter takes charge and speaks to the council representative. Ian’s proud and thinks diplomacy’s in Peter’s genes. As the man from the council leaves, Shirley points out he’s promised them nothing. She watches Linda hugging Johnny, then drunkenly propositions an amused Phil that she has crisps and fizzy orange in the barrel store.
Max throws Cora and Dexter out. Cora’s frosty with Patrick but eventually accepts a drink, and agrees when he repeats his offer for her and Dexter to move in.
Ian won’t let Billy stay for the council consultation in the Vic as the chip shop’s having a haddock delivery. Later, Billy offers Mo a dodgy deal for three trays of haddock...