|BBC transmission date||13th January 2014|
|Executive Producer||Dominic Treadwell-Collins|
|Previous episode||10th January 2014|
|Next episode||14th January 2014|
Kat moans about the boxes of out of date sugar pills Alfie’s got from Fat Elvis. Alfie is convinced he can sell the pills as a sexual performance enhancer but has no luck targeting male customers. Kat shows him that he should sell them to women and persuades Linda to buy some for Mick. A grateful Mick later gives Alfie a drink on the house. Sharon tells Alfie that she had a call from Vicki and she and Spencer are looking for someone to help them open a new bar in Sydney. Shirley then stops Alfie with a proposition of work, as a front man for an outfit in Canvey Island.
Sharon tells Linda she plans on cooking a home-made curry for Phil. Linda’s impressed when Sharon divulges some of her complicated relationship history – she’s only ever been with Mick. Ian comes round to help Sharon with her curry, and she picks-up that Ian is still thinking about Jane. Sharon appeals to Phil over how much she wants them to work as a couple and wants them to talk about everything. As Sharon looks through drawers in the kitchen, she finds Carl’s phone. Confronting Phil with it, she asks what secret he’s keeping.
Masood arrives back from Pakistan – with Shabnam. As they reminisce over old photos of Daadi, Shabnam tells Tamwar that she plans on holding a memorial tomorrow and is worried about Masood. Tawmar introduces Shabnam to Fatboy, his overfamiliar greeting causes Shabnam to give him a terse reception. Masood informs Shabnam that he is currently seeing Carol and wants Shabnam to meet her. Carol comes to meet Shabnam, who is standoffish and interjects when Carol tries to comfort Masood. Carol’s emotional when Masood tells her about his mother’s funeral.